Lucky Sevens

Thanks be to Cadiz of Do They Read Obituaries in Hell? for merely alluding to tagging me to do one of these. I did have a small piece on the wake of the Hurricane, but this seemed less depressing...except the celeb crushes part... which is kinda sad, really.

Thanks Cadiz, mate.

before i die i plan to:

1) Drive at least one exotic car
2) Grow my hair into a pony tail, and walk around Adelaide saying the words “Sell, sell, sell!” into my mobile phone.
3) Learn a second language, and be decent at it instead of the fractured grasps of German, French, Japanese and Bogan Australian I currently have.
4) Cook for my parents
5) Provide something worthwhile for my kids
6) Obtain some form of enlightenment
7) Mooch off my kids when I’m 86

i can:

1) Make a fool of myself in public
2) Like Cadiz, analyze an evening/conversation/glance/songlyrics/movie to excess
3) In five minutes, find a DVD that someone has been searching “forever” for
4) cook a mean roast
5) Play tennis like a kid with tourettes
6) Cut through peak hour traffic like a hot knife through butter
7) Be “competent” at everything I do.

i can't:

1) tolerate disrespectful people
2) stand growing my hair longer than a couple inches, which makes one of the “before I die” things harder to achieve
3) see a movie starring Elijah Wood without thinking of Hobbits. This includes his appearance in Sin City.
4) See a movie starring Elijah Wood without feeling like punching something
5) tolerate Elijah Wood.
6) make a decent salad
7) Forgive without apology

say most:

1) cheers
2) mate
3) no dramas
4) Yes, Lady Halifax, I would love a cucumber sandwich.
5) Tool
6) Who did what to who now?
7) Red leather, yellow leather… I’m working on my enunciation.

attract me to someone:

1) Large eyes
2) cute laugh
3) Sense of humour that matches my own
4) Good references
5) Good fiscal assets
6) Good physical “assets”
7) Can be as tolerant of my faults as I am of theirs… but their faults cannot include “completely unfaithful”

celeb crushes:

The last time I did one of these I got reamed. But oh well…

1) Kirsten Dunst
2) Megumi Okina (lets face it, I’m a sucker for Asian girls)
3) Michelle Leslie nude!!! Nude! Pics here! Google search here for Michelle Leslie nude! Nude! Tits! Breasts! Body Paint!!! There… that should be good for some Google hits. Oh, and I’m joking.
4) Penny, from Inspector Gadget the cartoon.
5) Jessica Rabbit
6) Miss October 2002… Um… you know the name. She loved beach walks and wanted world peace… the name escapes me. Nice pair of eyes, though.
7) Kate Winslet… apparently the hottest yummy mummy out there. Apparently.