Questions Aired

I’ve been “volunteered” by cadiz to fill out one of these questionnaire thingies. There’s nothing I like more than a good questionnaire to get the creative juices flowing. Oh wait… that’s a lie. Alcohol… too.

Three screen names you have had:
Aph
Little Gilbert
IwishIhadanawesomenamelikethoseotherfuckheadsdo

Three things you like about yourself:
I can totally write stupid answers to questionnaires
The innate ability to forego uncomplicated words when a problematical one will do
I can totally, like, write… stuff.

Three things you don't like about yourself:
The over analysis, neurosis
I’m totally stupid sometimes
I have an unnatural aversion to power outlets that are sitched on without anything plugged into them

Three things that scare you:
Mum
Deep sea creatures
The distinct possiblity that one day I'm going to walk into work just wearing my underwear, just like my worst nightmares

Three of your everyday essentials:
Coffee. Lots of it.
Email. Lots of them.
Starting a sentence with, "I've got a better idea..." right before insulting someone. And by someone, I really mean the "ex"

Three things you are wearing right now:
Three? Like every other male, I sit at the computer in the buff…
I kid. Jeans, CK shirt, and Fila shoes

Three of your favorite songs:
Showbiz by Muse
Eric Remains by Big Heavy Stuff
Whatever the voices in my head sing by Various
(anything that makes me appear more alternative… yes, I’m a pomp music snob)

Three new things you want to try in the next twelve months:
Travel to a totally new country with a different culture and ker-azy people
Go a day without beginning a sentence with "I've got a better idea..."
Tell a funny joke.

Three things you want in a relationship:
Loyalty
Respect
A great big, ginormous pair of… eyes

Three things you can't do without:
Air… boom tish. No wait, laughter
Pen
Paper

Three places you want to go on vacation:
Alaska
Japan…
The States… just to see it, and to say I’ve been. Particularly NY for some reason

Three things you just can't do:
Turn my back on people
Dance
Lick my elbow...

Three kids' names:
John
Paul
Ringo

They’re kid’s names… not my kid’s names. You didn’t specify whose kids. Okay, fine…

Zoe
Sebastian
… and… Stoppit

Three things you want to do before you die:
Meet someone inspirational… or meet Kirsten Dunst.
Travel… excessively
Get a t-shirt printed for my corpse “Lot for sale. Soon to be vacated. Location, location, location!” – that’ll amuse the future generations that dig me up.

Three celebrity crushes:
Kirsten Dunst... did I mention that before? I totally have a crush on her.
Schapelle Corby (just kidding! I just want more people searching for her nude photos to come here. Did I mention that I have people searching for SCHAPELLE CORBY NUDE PICTURES coming here??? SCHAPELLE CORBY NUDE TITS BITS SEX NUDE NUDE! … NUDE!)
In all seriousness… Sarah Blasko
MJ from the recent Hollywood Spiderman movies.

Naturally, I would be compelled to write something which is totally more in line with the spirit of this questionnaire, but it’s Friday - I’ve got a lot of sitting on my butt to do.

Step up to the plate, 4Sanity, X, and Kenneth.