If I Could...
Pulled straight from… okay, ripped off from 4Sanity’s Sake. Cheers!
What follows is a list of different occupations. You must select at least five of them. You may add more if you like to your list before you pass it on (after you select five of the items as it was passed to you).Of the five you selected, you are to finish each phrase with what you would do as a member of that profession. Then pass it on to three other bloggers.
If I could be a scientist...
If I could be a farmer...
If I could be a musician...
If I could be a doctor...
If I could be a painter...
If I could be a gardener...
If I could be a missionary...
If I could be a chef...
If I could be an architect...
If I could be a linguist...
If I could be a psychologist...
If I could be a librarian...
If I could be an athlete...
If I could be a lawyer...
If I could be an innkeeper...
If I could be a professor...
If I could be a writer...
If I could be a backup dancer...
If I could be a llama-rider...
If I could be a bonnie pirate...
If I could be a midget stripper...
If I could be a proctologist...
If I could be a TV-Chat Show host...
If I could be an actor...
If I could be a judge...
If I could be a Jedi...
If I could be a mob boss...
I love these things where you gotta "fill the blanks". Heh.
If I could be a painter… I would paint giant words on the Opera House – something a bit more useful that “No War”. Something along the lines of “No Bec Cartwright!”
If I could be a lawyer… I would get myself out of trouble for defiling a national landmark.
If I could be a doctor… I would mend my broken legs after I fell off the Opera House. Hey, I’m a doctor, not an extreme sports climber.
If I could be a proctologist… I would shoot myself after realising that I spent 5 years of medical school, only to pull the job at the arse end of the doctor spectrum. And my legs would STILL be broken!
If I could be a chef... I would wash my fucking hands, especially after that short stint as a proctologist...
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If i could be a pianter....then there would a lotta free time and lot of derpression..
if i could be a professor....wait, wat wud the girls be wearing?
If i could be a writer.....id like to think i allready am
If i could be a TV chat show host....id get hugh hefner and the new pope to the show
If i could be a protocologist....wait i dont know wat a protocologist is
PS: Got a new post on!
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