REM

I've managed to score two tickets to see the REM concert tonight. As these tickets were from a radio station, I've been told I might get to meet the band beforehand...

I'm not the hugest REM fan, but I won't pass up an opportunity to see a band of this popularity perform live... for free.

But I can imagine what it'll be like to meet them.

Me: So, Losing My Religion was a great song...

Stipe: Get the fuck away from me, you mainstream ignoramus! We've been in this business for 20 years with 17 releases!

Me: Er... 'kay. Can you sign my CD? My name is eBay...